why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Use "feeling words"
Yay
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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