so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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