remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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