I hate your face
I hate all girls vehemently.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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