Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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