dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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