my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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