Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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