Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Houston, we have a blender
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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