Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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