After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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