You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Can I color on your dick again?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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