All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
