remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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