You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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