Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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