Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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