we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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