I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
There r osticjed everywhere
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
