Where did you get a picture of my penis
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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