Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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