oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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