At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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