let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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