They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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