Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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