I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
