"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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