He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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