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I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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