my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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