windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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