Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I need to calm my uterus...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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