I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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