some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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