I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Terrible idea I love it
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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