no, he came in my armpit
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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