The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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