Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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