let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's never too late to be topless.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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