Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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