is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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