I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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