I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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