God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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