What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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