Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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