Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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