I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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