HIV tests are more positive than that guy
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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