I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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