Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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